Dad Humblebrags

No big deal.

Co-written with actual dad and Pomegranate husband Matthew Mulrooney.

You can mow your lawn in under an hour? Wow. I wish I could mow mine that fast. It takes me at least twice that long. I have to keep stopping to clear the mower blade because my grass is so thick and lush. Good for you though. Crank that out.

Hi guys, glad you're finally here. I'm alrea…