Get Your Kids Two Kittens

Thank you, Troll.

A few months ago, I made a wish to a troll under a bridge in Seattle for two kittens. The Fremont Troll in Seattle, a giant concrete sculpture of a troll holding a VW Beetle, supposedly grants wishes, and when I had my chance to speak with him on a family vacation over the summer, that was my wish. It would probably sound crazy to anyone who knew me and…