I Survived Winter Break With Little Kids

Hopefully you did, too

For days, we didn’t bother picking up the mess from Christmas. Toys piled on top of each other like sediment covering calcifying dinosaur fossils. Pokemon on top of Barbie clothes on top of Frozen underwear on top of a half-eaten chocolate Santa, stuck to the rug with a shred of Bluey wrapping paper and a piece of Scotch tape covered in brown shedded pi…